I must point out here that this poem The Elusive Cup was the very first one that I ever wrote, some eight years ago, all the writing of the books and blogs and all the poems on this forum pages have been written since them.
It's all brought on, with the disappointing
outcome of the Stafford ploughing match 16 September 2006, Using
the E27N and Elite trailer plough for the first time.
The Elusive Cup
Off to the ploughing
match with great intent
Good weather helps
but the land is wet
Off down the field on
the first run
Back up the second
the twists begun.
Tipping in the third
as though no skims
Blocking up the
plough and the trouble begins
Coming up the fourth won’t
bury the stubble
Land wheel slipping
and we’re in trouble.
Off up the side of
the neighbouring plot
Tape measure out to
see what we’ve got
To start the cast it
must be parallel
Or the finish, odd
sized will give you hell.
Even furrows with
good in’s and outs
Firm for a seed bed
well turned over each bout
No hand work or
gardening is ever allowed
But it happens quite
often when the judge turns around
To measure the land
each bout is a must
As narrow it gets
down to three or bust
The penultimate run
is always shallow
It’s to hold the
plough firm as it turns its last furrow
Everyone’s an expert
who watches your last run
But get in the seat
to feel how it’s done
They block your eye
line at the end of the stint
All standing astride,
its all wavering and bent
Everyone says we must
not blame the tools
Not everyone there, that
we can call fools
Experience shows by
the polished plough
Who puts it away with a tinge of rust now
Who puts it away with a tinge of rust now
Never again, and the
thought that it’s rotten
When the next one
comes along and you've forgotten
Try once more for
that elusive red card and cup
The knees will go
weak, when you’re eventually called up.
Owd Fred
You always get plenty of advice at these ploughing matches there was upwards of 40 competitors |
You're all spoiled these days what with all the modern equipment, this old Fordson E27N does not even have diff lock, and with a trailer plough, you have to wind the handles like fury to shallow the plough to keep moving or trip it to lift it out and that will only lift with forwards movement. Neither of these actions help very much when your competing at a ploughing match